Shall we all go down to the police station to arrest each other then, dear?

Today is the anniversary of Adolf Hitler’s winning an election under “fair” election rules to become Germany’s Chancellor. A good occasion to consider the latest Feminazi assault on due process in criminal cases in England and Wales.

If I’ve understood the new British guidelines on abolishing the presumption of innocence in rape cases, I think I can accuse every woman I’ve had sex with of rape, and none of them can prove their innocence. Just as well I’m not so naughty as to accuse women I’ve NEVER slept with…

Mind you, so can they accuse me back, and I’m sure I didn’t get a signed confession of consent in each instance. Shall we all go down to the police station to arrest each other then, dear?

This couldn’t have ANY bad consequences, could it? We don’t have a statute of limitations in England so a 99 year-old can accuse a 102 year-old for not keeping the appropriate forms. All because HE didn’t call her back afterwards.

I know the rules are only meant to make all men get treated as violent criminals, but that won’t last five minutes before someone uses sex equality to get the same rules for women. Think pension rights and free bus passes for over 60-year-olds. I bet the Feminazis didn’t expect those consequences of their silly campaigns. Wait till it becomes clear that this crazy policy results in most people trivialising rape claims.

More fun when the “No win no fee” lot get onto this!

Soon, ladies, you will be greeted on the voice-mail with the robot phone caller: “Hello, this is an important message about rape compensation. If you had sex with anyone at all between October 1921 and June 2014, and you don’t like them any more, you could claim compensation for rape and put them in LOTS of trouble. For more information on how to process a claim, press ‘1’.”

My prediction is that premeditated rape cases will increase (the ones where women are beaten or killed) and that average jail sentences will be cut as there’s no room in prison for all the “date rapists” as well. Hope that’s the world you like, ladies… because I don’t.